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  Interns Training

  $15

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  The humble Intern forms the backbone of any savvy business, paid in experience and eager to please as they pad their resumes in hopes of a better tomorrow.

  With the exploitable pliability of youth glistening in their eyes, they scurry through the hallowed halls of your business, wearing multiple hats and incurring minimal expenses.

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  • Base Cash Per Second: $0.10
  • Expected Cash Per Second (One): $0.10

  "They have nothing to lose but their chains."

  Your Interns are not currently training.

  • In Progress Training Bonus: 0%
  • Next Training Bonus: 0%
  • Time to Train: 1 hour(s)
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  Wage Slaves Training

  $100

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  The solemn Wage Slave is essential to the success of any growing business, dedicated to their work and trapped in an unbreakable cycle of poverty and obligation.

  Through long nights and lonely weekends, they drag their ragged claws through offices and factory floors, each day hoping to be blessed with a coveted merit increase.

  • Share of Total: 0%
  • Cash Per Second (One): $0
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  • Base Cash Per Second: $1
  • Expected Cash Per Second (One): $1

  "Once when I was a child, I almost drowned. It's just like that feeling."

  Your Wage Slaves are not currently training.

  • In Progress Training Bonus: 0%
  • Next Training Bonus: 0%
  • Time to Train: 1 hour(s)
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  Sales Hotshots Training

  $1,200

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  The confident Sales Hotshot is the engine of your business, bringing your valuable product(s) to your cash-laden customer(s), whether they want them or not.

  Knee-deep in the pipeline and eyes locked on the quarterly numbers, they know that your business is dog-eat-dog, and dogs just don't live that long.

  • Share of Total: 0%
  • Cash Per Second (One): $0
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  • Base Cash Per Second: $6
  • Expected Cash Per Second (One): $6

  "If a man's not a success, he's got no one to blame but himself."

  Your Sales Hotshots are not currently training.

  • In Progress Training Bonus: 0%
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  • Time to Train: 1 hour(s)
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  Middle Managers Training

  $14,400

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  The ambitious Middle Manager is loyal to your business, striving each day to dominate your lower employees, lest they wither from a lack of motivating leadership.

  Good old-fashioned common sense is their bread and butter, and they always know when it's time to tighten belts, roll up sleeves, and do less with more.

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  • Cash Per Second (One): $0
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  • Base Cash Per Second: $36
  • Expected Cash Per Second (One): $36

  "More gods, more masters."

  Your Middle Managers are not currently training.

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  • Time to Train: 1 hour(s)
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  C-Levels Training

  $172,800

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  The wise C-Level is the conductor of your business, always thinking of innovative and inspiring ways to appear to meet shareholder expectations or inflate valuations.

  With a keen eye and a strict sense of discipline, they approach each new day as a chance to trim the fat and bring value to their investors.

  • Share of Total: 0%
  • Cash Per Second (One): $0
  • Sell Value: $0

  • Base Cash Per Second: $216
  • Expected Cash Per Second (One): $216

  "A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? A billion dollars."

  Your C-Levels are not currently training.

  • In Progress Training Bonus: 0%
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  • Time to Train: 1 hour(s)
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  Blue Bloods Training

  $2.07 million

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  The noble Blue Blood is the soul of your business, investing in your continued growth, filling your boardrooms, and concentrating the wealth you create.

  Self-made and determined, they watch for your ticker symbol as the markets climb, a sense of benevolent pride pouring over them as the dividends trickle down.

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  • Cash Per Second (One): $0
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  • Base Cash Per Second: $1,296
  • Expected Cash Per Second (One): $1,296

  "Every war but class war."

  Your Blue Bloods are not currently training.

  • In Progress Training Bonus: 0%
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  • Time to Train: 1 hour(s)
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  Privatized Cops Training

  $24.88 million

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  The brave Privatized Cop is the defender of your business, decked out in riot gear and gas masks as the last line of defense between bricks and your windows.

  Armed and ready to protect and serve, they patrol your employees' neighborhoods, upholding a fraternal code of ethics that ensures they only open fire when unnerved.

  • Share of Total: 0%
  • Cash Per Second (One): $0
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  • Base Cash Per Second: $7,776
  • Expected Cash Per Second (One): $7,776

  "Did you say, 'Officer, I am not resisting you?'"

  Your Privatized Cops are not currently training.

  • In Progress Training Bonus: 0%
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  • Time to Train: 1 hour(s)
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  Pocket Politicians Training

  $298.60 million

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  The dignified Pocket Politician allows your business to thrive unburdened by Byzantine regulations, which would otherwise choke the life from it like a clumsy child in a textile mill.

  Moderate and charismatic, they work hard for their constituents, ensuring with every vote that the most basic of needs is met: regular GDP growth.

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  • Base Cash Per Second: $46,656
  • Expected Cash Per Second (One): $46,656

  "It merely required no character."

  Your Pocket Politicians are not currently training.

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  • Time to Train: 1 hour(s)
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  Mercenary Groups Training

  $3.58 billion

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  The valorous Mercenary Group protects the interests of your business abroad, burning villages and salting the earth anywhere a government begins to lean left.

  Stalwart and ready to just follow orders, they move from city to city, drone's-eye-view overhead, guns trained on the nearest target as they wait for the order to liberate.

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  • Base Cash Per Second: $279,936
  • Expected Cash Per Second (One): $279,936

  "Q. And Babies? A. And Babies."

  Your Mercenary Groups are not currently training.

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  • Time to Train: 1 hour(s)
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  Client States Training

  $43 billion

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  The burgeoning Client State provides the life-blood of your business, supplying labor and resources at prices your own borders could never match.

  There may be death squads in power, but that's the price you have to pay for a business-friendly environment that doesn't frown upon the execution of political agitators

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  • Base Cash Per Second: $1.68 million
  • Expected Cash Per Second (One): $1.68 million

  "Nutmeg is not the question."

  Your Client States are not currently training.

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  • Time to Train: 1 hour(s)
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  Shadow Governments Training

  $515.98 billion

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  The mysterious Shadow Government is the secret benefactor of your business, encouraging social discord and diminishing cultures as they please.

  While not all believe they exist, true leaders such as yourself know that a once-great populace disarmed and hamstrung by political correctness is ripe for exploitation.

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  • Base Cash Per Second: $10.08 million
  • Expected Cash Per Second (One): $10.08 million

  "Now, we can see a new world coming into view."

  Your Shadow Governments are not currently training.

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  • Time to Train: 1 hour(s)
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  Puppetmasters Training

  $6.19 trillion

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  The omniscient Puppetmaster is the primordial lizard-brain of your business, unspeakably powerful, hailing from a time beyond memory.

  They may look and sound like any of us, but they travel in elite circles: tycoons and magnates, dignitaries and politicians, all gathered in hoods and masks to perform unspeakable horrors in the hidden basements of pizza parlors.

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  • Base Cash Per Second: $60.47 million
  • Expected Cash Per Second (One): $60.47 million

  "Hear ye, the doctor has seen Nautilus."

  Your Puppetmasters are not currently training.

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  • Time to Train: 1 hour(s)